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The Washington Redskins are the best team in the universe. I spent a couple grand last year sitting club level with me and 3 of my closest friends for the Redskins VS. Cowboys game. We lost 17-0. I felt it was my duty, as an American citizen, to gain press credentials (legally or otherwise) and take 00 out of Albert Haynesworth’s ego with hundreds of zingers and snappy attacks on his personal life. After telling him he was on CNN this morning eating a cheesesteak, I felt REALLY bad because he was actually really trying hard not to kick my ass, which is a switch for me due to the fact that Ray Lewis’ swordboy kicked me in the face once through a chain-linked fence. Regardless, me and Albert are cool now and I hope you would also give him a chance so we can KICK THE COWBOYS IN THEIR BALLS THIS YEAR! GO REDSKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris Cooley and Colt Brennan from the Washington Redskins impersonate Jason Witten and Tony Romo from the Dallas Cowboys in a fake NFL Fantasy Files video. Part 1: www.youtube.com Part 2: www.youtube.com Courtesy of Vimeo.com. All copyright goes to thecooleyzone.com WASHINGTON SUCKS!! DALLAS COWBOYS!!

Win game tickets, an XBox, or other prizes in Redskins Safety Chris Horton’s trivia contest. First question is here: chrishorton.yardbarker.com

REDSKINS SONG FOR WEEK 3 VERSUS THE CARDINALS

Todd Yoder’s reenactment of Chris Cooley popping an in-grown hair.